All jokes
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Do fish get thirsty?