All jokes
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work
How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting
What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything
What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.