All jokes
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Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.