Computer jokes
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.