Internet jokes
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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.
How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.
What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.