Internet jokes
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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.
What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.