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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. 'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!' 'That's right.' 'Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?' 'Well, today is his birthday!'