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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !
What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !
What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !
What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !
What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !
What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !
What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !