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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?