Today jokes
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Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.