Today jokes
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What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."