Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !
What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !
Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !
What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !
What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !