Today jokes
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What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.
My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.
My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
"Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!