Today jokes
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Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.
What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !
What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !
What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !
What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !
They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.