Today jokes
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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.