Today jokes
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What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !
What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !