Today jokes
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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.