Today jokes
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What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.