Today jokes
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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please