Today jokes
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You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.