Today jokes
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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.
What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!
How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.