Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.
Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.
Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.
Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!
What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!
George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River". The Washington Time : "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat". Mother Jones : "Bush can't swim".