Today jokes
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What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me." "Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"