Today jokes
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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !