Today jokes
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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.