Today jokes
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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.