Today jokes
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If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.
Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.
Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?
Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.