Today jokes
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.