Today jokes
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!