Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !