Today jokes
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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.