Today jokes
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !
Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !