Today jokes
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!