Today jokes
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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !