Today jokes
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Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !
How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.