Today jokes
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What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.