Today jokes
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What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.