Today jokes
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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.