Today jokes
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Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !