Today jokes
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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.