Today jokes
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!