Today jokes
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!
Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!