Today jokes
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!