Today jokes
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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.