Today jokes
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.
What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's very newt tricious!