Today jokes
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!