Today jokes
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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck