Today jokes
-
What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.
What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
When is a dog most impolite? When he points.
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.