Today jokes
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What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.
What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!
What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!