Today jokes
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What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!
What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!
What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!