Today jokes
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What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.
What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!
What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!
What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!