Today jokes
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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm