Today jokes
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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.
When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.
Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.